happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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