You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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