My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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