im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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