Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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