Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Found your dick twin last night
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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