all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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