I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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