Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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