But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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