i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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