wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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