I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
do nipples grow back?
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