Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
