he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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