Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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