So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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