I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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