The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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