i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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