I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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