Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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