ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He shit in the fireplace
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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