He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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