Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
