omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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