your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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