we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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