we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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