She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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