Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
