On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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