FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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