i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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