That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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