Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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