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Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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