yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
