suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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