i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's official drugs can't kill me
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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