It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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