Having a random hookup so left but love u
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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