The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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