So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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