you win again, gameday.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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