I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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