i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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