Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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