i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Randomize
