he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
