i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Randomize