It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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