you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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