If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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