new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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