It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
