Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do vagina's smell?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
and you fell through a lawn chair
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